Also forgot to share that we stumbled upon a crime scene on the par 5 thirteenth hole during our season opening round yesterday…
Dogleg right that demands a fade/cut or super high power draw…I hit a great drive but perfectly straight…ended up left rough with obstacles…
Decide to play my 2nd down the left side to not flirt with a grouping of trees in front of me…nope…schwacked a tree dead center & ball ends up directly behind me about 25 yards but with a better opening now to get back into fairway if I aim right a bit…
3rd shot …5 wood and absolutely roasted it…but too much cut and the ball enters a huge tree way up high on the right side of fairway after flying for around 180’ish yards…
I hear my playing partner yelling obscenities as I get closer with the golf cart to pick him up because he was hacking away on the right side of the fairway when I was left…
“You killed it!!” he exclaims…
“What??” I reply…
“The squirrel!! It fell from 30ft out of the tree, hit the ground & flopped around a couple times then died!” he said…
Yup…involuntary critterslaughter…guilty as charged…I honestly felt bad for the poor bass turd…minding his own business up on his tree limb and I killed him with an errant shot…
Pretty sure the odds of getting an Ace are better than killing a damn squirrel with a 5 wood…
Yes…I did buy a round of beverages for our group at the 19th…
Just crazy I tell ya…