Typhoon Hopefully you’ll be able to wipe you own ass soon
Had a friend a couple of years ago fell down some stairs in a drunken heap. Broke both elbows, full length plaster cast on both arms. Surprised his wife didn't file for divorce on the way back from hospital ...
Rainy old day here, course closed, so a quick charity run then me and the dog took full advantage of an empty golf course. Stopped raining so not as bad as I expected, although dog took his usual dip in the streams to make sure he got as wet as possible. 2 dozen golf balls found.
Europa League match v Bayer Leverkusen later.