Rickochet I was scared as a child in the first grade with a cafeteria made ham salad sammich
I have many food phobia's. One of them is food in " salad form" so how does a normal food get the ' salad" moniker attached to it? Chicken salad, ham salad, tuna salad... why is there no Spaghetti salad? Me...when it comes to eating " salad", I only eat Salad... the green shit you buy at the store. Salad.
I think of those " salad" things people put together because there is either NOT enough Ham to go around, OR the ham is going bad and instead of throwing it out you add other shit to it to mask the smell and texture and you get another meal out of it.
So next time you have the runs for 3 days, think back and say... hmmmm... might of been that Tuna salad...
