The ultimate Bastard move today. We have 2 groups that go out. First group are the riders, they are all in their 75 to 85 years old. next group is my guys, the walkers. The riders are always all over the place and sometimes pick up our ball, and we bust their balls over it big time.

So today there is a par 4 and the tees are up so its only playing 310 a bit uphill and then downhill the last 20 yards or so. During the summer I either drive it or go over. This time of year I'm losing 30 yards off the tee with the air/weather/temps, and I kill one but am doubtful it made it. So I can't find the fuckin thing, I'm thinking maybe it kicked left, one guy has me looking over the green which I'm thinking can't be possible this time of year. In the back of my mind I'm thinking its in the hole...it WAS the perfect line and drive. Phil yells to me, " Its in the hole..Titleist 8?!"

I"m psyched, the guys are going nuts because its a par 4 and its a poke under the conditions.

I look up to the next tee and the riders are laughing. I said, " what are you laughing at, I have to buy all the drinks?!" Angelo walks down, puts his arm around me and says, " I put it in the hole..." You did drive the green though.

Prick.

Golf "buddies"..................if my pals didn't harass or insult me constantly, I'd think they were mad at me. Nice drive!

Nice par! Don’t mind me stepping on your ball!

Only had one group today and one of the guys was Monday's culprit. We get to that hole again, I tee off and Angelo says, " that might be in the hole"...
heheheh...nobody likes a smart ass, except for me.

    No, I think the ultimate is when the ball DOES go in the hole on a par 3 after the group there waves the guys on the tee to hit their approach shots. The tee shot is uphill and into the sun and this took place during league night at a private club about 60 miles west of me. Guys on the green think the guy that just aced it is a prick and cheater so they didn't say a peep after the ball rolled in.

    Cheater's group walks up and can't initially find his ball, no one originally on the green claimed they saw his shot, and then somehow he finds "his" ball behind the green (the old ball drops out of the pocket trick). Then one of the guys originally on the green pulls it out of the hole and states "this must not be your ball then".

    This was told to me by a guy that ran one of the satellite offices for one of my business clients and loves golf too. His Dad was one of the guys in the group that had the group on the tee go ahead and hit their approach shots before they finished putting out. I never did ask my contact how the cheater responded or acted after getting busted because I was in disbelief and laughing.