Bravopilot I barely understand this post but it is funny.
"Site one" is a place that landscapers go for their supplies. My friend had an account there so I'd buy my stuff there on my own but get his discount. It wasn't a ton but it made it cheaper than Home Depot or something AND it was commercial grade lawn fertilizer so it was better.
But I was shocked at the prices today. I'll just buy some cheap lawn fertilizer at home Depot from now on. Friggin dogs run all over it anyway.