Typhoon He lives in Maine, they have one day of summer. Only things left to do is shoot and shovel.
Old joke. A guy pulls up to a gas station out in the middle of nowhere. A guy comes out and gasses up his car. Making chit chat he asks the guy, "What do you do around here for fun?" The guy says, "Hunt and screw." He asks, "What do you hunt?" His answer, "Somethin' to screw."