New Drop Rule

I always get a kick out of watching some of my playing partners drop a ball.

One guy pulls his hand back right away as soon as the ball leaves his hand, as though he'd just stuck a fork in an electrical outlet.

Another guy thinks his fuggin shoulders are waist high. He drops it as if it were an egg, trying to avoid it breaking.

A couple of guys drop it (penalty drop) as though they'd just been told that their wives had spent $2000 at the mall while they were out shanking the ball into every water hazard on the layout. The veins on their neck are pulsing as they just whiz the ball in the air, no longer giving a shit. Then they completely lose it when they see the dropped ball nestled down into the bottom of the rough, so apparently they did give a shit after all. LOL

Then we have one guy who always looks around to see who was watching him while taking his drop, as though he he's guilty of doing it improperly. The worst part is he's an associate pastor at a church nearby. I reckon he thinks it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission. LOL

And lastly, we have a guy who never knows where to drop. Even on the occasions when there's a white paint circle with a "drop area" sign posted right beside it. And he wonders why he hasn't had a raise at his job in the past 5 years.

You notice a lot of quirks and mannerisms from guys you've played with for years. LOL