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I do too. One of my neighbors' wife is like, "Oh, I love this! It's so beautiful outside, around every corner it's like seeing a winter postcard!"
That's because her husband is out at 5 am every morning shoveling their driveway, cleaning the snow/ice off her car, starting her car up when he's finished so it's nice and toasty for her when she gets in and leaves for work. And her fat ass is upstairs under the covers and sleeping in while he's breaking his back.
I'd be like, yo! Get your ass out of bed and come get you some of this snow shovel.
I've been here for 20 years, they moved in 10 years or so ago. They're younger. And I ain't seen her step foot outside other than to go get the mail from her mailbox. And most of the time the husband does that too.
Stick that postcard up your ass.