I can answer them for you so you can relax:
btw, one win may be a fluke, two wins is skill, so suck it.
2) I did but they wouldn't let me drink there, so I quit going.
3) Been with the same woman for a few years now and happy with her, so I am already cured.
4) I wouldn't try that with her because she had a better right hook than me and a better jab than Ali.
5) I gave them what they wanted without having to buy a ring.
6) I plan on making more money on the old guys' tour than I have on the PGA Tour in the last ten years.
Should keep me in smokes and Cokes until I croaks.
Thanks for your questions.