Ask John Daly a question...

PIGDivot

Here are the questions I would ask, but they will never show him...

Hey John, since you are living off of two fluke victories at The PGA and The Open, have you actually given any thought to getting a real job, instead of posting snow mans on various par 4's and 5's every week and embarassing yourself constantly?
Have you considered seeking therapy for your abuse of alcohol?
Have you considered seeking therapy for your obvious poor taste in multiple women?
And speaking of women, when you destroyed that hotel room, did you at least get in a good shot on your wife at the time?
What stopped you from marrying all those Hooters girls? I mean, come on, they are right up your alley.
Since we were all wagering that you wouldn't make it to 50, what do you plan on doing with all of this bonus time God gave you? Oops, sorry, I know, the cigs and Diet Cokes can't get consumed fast enough. Question answered.

Oh, I could go on and on with this dude. But it's not even worth asking these, because a) they'd never show them to him, and b) asking John Daly to actually be honest with himself will never happen.

Spuzz

I can answer them for you so you can relax:

1) Nope
btw, one win may be a fluke, two wins is skill, so suck it.

2) I did but they wouldn't let me drink there, so I quit going.

3) Been with the same woman for a few years now and happy with her, so I am already cured.

4) I wouldn't try that with her because she had a better right hook than me and a better jab than Ali.

5) I gave them what they wanted without having to buy a ring.

6) I plan on making more money on the old guys' tour than I have on the PGA Tour in the last ten years.
Should keep me in smokes and Cokes until I croaks.

Thanks for your questions.