Sparky I go sock, shoe, shoe, shoe off, sock, shoe, then realize I have my socks on the wrong feet, shoe off, shoe off, sock off, sock off, swap socks, then I just give up and nap in the recliner.
Typhoon Par4QC You can't do sock/shoe then sock/shoe. It's not safe. What if you get one sock and shoe on and you suddenly have to run out of the house...hear a big crash, death curdling scream...you can't run with one barefoot and one with a shoe on. I wear western boots...that would give me a 2" heel on one side and a barefoot on the other. You can't run like that. If it's a dire emergency with someone dying outside and now your out there being interview by the local news and the cameraman, (especially if it were me) would start on your face so people would recognize you and then pan down and fixate on your feet before going back up and zooming in on your face. Just my 2 cents
Par4QC Typhoon I don't like thinking someone may die because of the way I put on my socks & shoes. But hey....ya gotta go sometime, sorry. 😜
PA-PLAYA Rickochet I remember the days when I used two hands. Just like I remember the tee shot that carried 250+ yards. Father time has a way of reminding us that we're not as young as we used to be, in more ways than one. Can I get a witness here?!
Toulon Rickochet Did you know condoms have serial numbers on them? You probably didn't because you never had to roll one down far enough to see it. 😂 They don't call me light switch and bead of rice for nothin'.
Toulon sdandrea1 Unless you're being fitted for shoes at a shoe store. I prefer shoe...shoe. No socks. (I put those in my boxers) No tying involved. Just slip'em on and slip'em off when you're done.
Rickochet Toulon Did you know condoms have serial numbers on them? You probably didn't because you never had to roll one down far enough to see it. I once bought some condoms labled "Extra Large" just to see the expression on the lady clerk's face. 😜
kelco9 garyt1957 And we can remember when we didn't need one. The girls in those days took care of things (not sayin' it's right or anything), and nothing you were going to catch was going to kill ya. Along with condomless sex, you kids will never know the pleasure of - playing hockey or riding a bike without a helmet - hitting your brother with a lawn dart - shooting your brother in the ass with a BB gun, or - handing your 4-year-old little sister a lit block buster firecracker, staring wide-eyed as the spark at the end of the burning fuse got closer and closer to the lip of the cracker and then disappeared inside, all the while yelling "Throw it! Throw it!"
Spuzz Rickochet Toulon Did you know condoms have serial numbers on them? You probably didn't because you never had to roll one down far enough to see it. I once bought some condoms labled "Extra Large" just to see the expression on the lady clerk's face. 😜 I stopped using them after the wife complained she didn't like the smell of burnt rubber.
PA-PLAYA Typhoon Hey now, don't knock some of us with a bad hip. I bought a sock aid about a year ago and it has made the complicated task (simple task for those with good hips) of putting a sock on my right foot much less complicated. Just wish they'd invent a shoe tier, too. 😬
johnnydoom Its sock shoe sock shoe for me. I'm old enough that if I'm already leaning to the left or right I'm going to take care of everything on that side before moving to the other. I don't use a head cover on the big stick.
Rickochet Spuzz I stopped using them after the wife complained she didn't like the smell of burnt rubber. My wife once asked me what I would do if she started smoking. I told her I would slow down and add lube? 😜
hobbit sdandrea1 There is no place on the planet where having one foot bare while the other is socked and shoe'd is acceptable. No place. Sock, sock, shoe, shoe. 99.9% of the time its sock sock shoe shoe. However, I have done the sock shoe sock shoe dance in certain situations where I want to absolutely minimize foot/sock contact with the floor or ground below me. Public bathroom stalls, muddy or wet ground, etc. I hope this does not make me a sociopath.
Par4QC hobbit Others here know you, some quite well I'm sure. I know nothing of you except from what I've read, but..... OMG! Why TF you got your shoes and socks off in public bathrooms? 😄😉
mikeintopeka Sock Sock Shoe Shoe - I wear slip ons the vast majority of the time so socks go on while I'm sitting down and 'slide' into my shoes on the way out the door.