Well yer honor I don't wanna brag but....

That blows.

.....sucks too

Gag

The prosecutor & defense att'y found it hard to swallow. Perhaps an all female jury?

The prosecutor choked

The judge should have issued a "gag" order.

They had a hung jury!

darpar
well they damn sure had a hung defendant!

was there a deep throat informant?

It didn't take schlong to find him not guilty.

The court docket listed this as 'the case of the hummer bummer'.

I guess it's safe to assume that the prosecution didn't win over the jury with their oral arguments.