...the truth is she choked to death on my cawk.
The prosecutor & defense att'y found it hard to swallow. Perhaps an all female jury?
The prosecutor choked
The judge should have issued a "gag" order.
They had a hung jury!
well they damn sure had a hung defendant!
was there a deep throat informant?
It didn't take schlong to find him not guilty.
The court docket listed this as 'the case of the hummer bummer'.
I guess it's safe to assume that the prosecution didn't win over the jury with their oral arguments.