Last night… here we go….”You can’t fix stupid”.
2 guys come in that didn’t make the tee time on line. One guy, the loud one thought he was Tony Soprano. Slicked back wind tunnel tested hairdo. Big gut, t shirt tucked into his shorts. He comes in and says ,” yeah, 9 holes, back 9. Cart”. I said to him, “what’s the name “ ( because we are busy with leagues, the high school teams … I look and I said,” ok, but we’re not letting carts out on the back 9 because it’s too wet.”
He says, “ whaaat wet, whaddya mean it’s sunny out.” I said the course is soggy from the rain, we don’t want carts making a mess of it.” He says,” It looks fine to me”. I said, “yeah, no, it’s not… “. He says, “ when did it rain?” I said we had the hurricane rain on Saturday and we closed the course yesterday because of the rain.” He says,”well I can’t walk.” I said, then I guess your not playing then”.
He then says “ why didn’t they tell me on the phone when I made the tee time?” I said,” when did you call? He said. “Last friday”….🙄
I looked at him and said, today is Tuesday…and gave him a WTF you idiot look
