Dad Jokes

pike51 · 2023-08-22T19:13:17+00:00

Simple enough... just share your best dad jokes. 1 joke per post. I'll start: I'm afraid for the calendar... It's days are numbered.

I recently put a high-voltage fence around my property. My neighbor is dead against it.

I recently watched a documentary on beavers.
Best dam movie I ever saw.

Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal, until the pressure got to him.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 AM.
I'm not a mourning person.

The Beastie Boys are releasing a five part anthology. Parts A through D are free…

You gotta fight for your right to Part E…

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?

Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

If Smoking weed causes memory loss, what does smoking weed do?

I was shocked to read in the papers that a short person was pick pocketed.
How could someone stoop so low?

My car broke down today between the marina and the Hallmark store........

So now it’s stuck between a dock and a card place.....!!

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