True Story: Played Whistling Straits kind of shortly after it opened. Beautiful is not enough words
Met the caddy, older guy than what I expected. Stumbles up, shuffling his feet a bit and his shoes showed the wear to prove it.
Introductions etc. I told him that I didn't care too much for help with putts. He said... "huh?"
I told him that as far as putts go, I said, there is no line without speed and no speed without line, and since he didn't know what I was thinking each time I said, "just leave that too me".
He said... "So, I have one suggestion for ya'" - "Go into the shop, buy a couple dozen balls, come out here and we'll through them in the lake, and then you can add that to the score you get on the first hole. hahahahahahaha
