Subsonic I am sure @Typhoon will chime in with some fitting horror stories...
I’ll refrain… your post Dan was great and all the other posters seemed to cover the bases. Anything I add at this point would be comic relief. I will give you a snippet from today. I had 2 people. First guy left after 7 minutes because he sucked so bad. The second guy SHOULD have left after 7 minutes. Second guy though could reason through shit with me which helps a ton if they are hitting it unusually bad.