So here's my collection of dorky sun hats. First one is probably the best looking imo and does a really good job:
Next up a true bucket that's probably not too bad, looks better than the picture but doesn't cover your face as well as a baseball hat:
And then the king of dork hats (reminds me of the Flying Nun:
I put the cardboard liner that comes in baseball hats to prop up the front a bit and it looks a little better:
This is my wife's pink hat and I actually like the style the best, lol:
But there's no getting around it, you're not looking cool in any of them. At least I'm not.