Par4QC I can still remember being able to play golf in mid March, in the Midwest. And I still remember my Dad, back in the '60s, saying....'they keep shooting things up into space, and they will fuck up the weather'!! Wise old farmer.
azgreg One day while driving in a thunderstorm, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery. A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook "Are you the fish friar?" "No" the man replied "I'm the chip monk".
mikeintopeka I worked from my alt office desk this morning in our sun room overlooking a small park on the other side of the street. Lo and behold, they were running the local 1/2 marathon and the course ran around our park. Being a former Cub Scout, I mentally prepared to spring into action if there was a medical emergency and perform CPR 😁 and I just enjoyed watching the runners pass by. I was curious about this race and learned each contestant paid SEVENTY FIVE dollars for the privilege of torturing themselves while winding through several of our historic neighborhoods and downtown area for 16 miles. It sure makes green fees we grouse about seem like a bargain!
sdandrea1 Rickochet Who coined the name "Ding dong" for a penis? Some guy named Johnson. He didn't like his name associated with Richards.
Eguller Rickochet I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around. Well...you know Rick....that's what it's all about. 🙄