The Random Thought Thread

Yipsy

If you want to create buzz. I thought the person he claimed was his wife was a prop. Wrong.

Video had 1.5 million views when I posted last night now 2.5.

Rickochet

I remember the day when you could go into grocery and not get run over at least 3 times by someone pushing a cart of groceries with one hand and texting with the other. Then they give you a look like you did something wrong. Would it be considered rude to say, "Get your head out of your ass and watch the fuck where you are going?" 🤬

Par4QC

Rickochet Just start putting shit in their cart, they aren't looking.

Or, take a knife next time and stab them.

Either would be funny at checkout.

Bravopilot

Rickochet I hope not or I need to return and say I'm sorry--kinda.

sdandrea1

Rickochet Would it be considered rude to say, "Get your head out of your ass and watch the fuck where you are going?" 🤬

Yes.

Walterjn

Rickochet no, not at all!!

Rickochet

Par4QC Just start putting shit in their cart, they aren't looking.

Ooh I like that idea. Packs of condoms would be perfect to conceal and drop them in. 🤣

Par4QC

Noticed the biggest difference between the NBA & WNBA last night.

WNBA & Unrivaled....players wear their hair up/buns/ponytails.
NBA.... players look like bunch of sweaty-assed clowns with hair flying around, whipping sweat all over the damn court.
And WNBA players have bigger boobies.(not necessarily smaller dicks)

Typhoon

sdandrea1 Rickochet Would it be considered rude to say, "Get your head out of your ass and watch the fuck where you are going?" 🤬

Seems appropriate… only way they’ll learn.

raggmann54

sdandrea1
Damn, I think I'm in trouble over at the local Walmart sporting goods aisle...That is a pretty good quote of the words I used as the cart whacked me...

sdandrea1

Typhoon Seems appropriate… only way they’ll learn.

I'd say instead of the verbal abuse, pull out your cell phone, pretend to be looking at it while you ram them broadside. 🤣

sdandrea1

Rickochet

Throw in a few EPT packs as well.👍

Typhoon

You see a “suggested friend” on Facebook that looks like a total degenerate and it says “1 mutual Friend”. All you do is wonder who the fuck am I friends with that is friends with THIS guy😂

sdandrea1

Typhoon All you do is wonder who the fuck am I friends with that is friends with THIS guy

One of your shooters........
🤣

Par4QC

Typhoon

Easy to find out who the mutual friend is.
Just hover your mouse cursor on the pic of the suggested friend.

Typhoon

When I die I want someone to take the bouquet of flowers off my coffin and toss it into the crowd to see who is next.

Bravopilot

They use to give these to us free (sorta) at the hospitals, right?? On sale for the new PapaD value of $14. Yoga sox, who knew??

Walterjn

I have 2 requests for when I die.

I want my remains to be scattered throughout national forests.
I don't want to be cremated.

propman

Walterjn warm up the wood chipper?

azgreg

Walterjn
The joke the way I heard it was;
When I die I want my remains spread around Disneyland unless I need to be cremated first otherwise just bury me instead.

Walterjn

propman hahahahaha

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