The Random Thought Thread
The other day my son asked for a drink from my soda. I gave it to him and he removed my straw and inserted another one. I took the opportunity to remind him that he came from my dick.
I need another golf trip. I don't even need to play golf I just want to be someplace where no one needs anything from me for an hour or so.
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KCee I just want to be someplace where no one needs anything from me for an hour or so.
I say that every hour… every time that Fuckin phone beeps. I want to know why a loser like me is so important for people to know where I am and what I’m doing. Oh that’s right… it’s so I can put my plans away and fulfill their wishes… because ..” you know what you should do?….”
Just go sit on the toilet for an hour. No one goes near you.
Got my flu shot and COVID booster today. Nice knowing you'all.
KCee I just want to be someplace where no one needs anything from me for an hour or so.
When you find that place please let us know where it is - I would like to book it for a few days so I could get stuff that I want to get done finished...
Just had a very good range session which means this weekend's round will be shit.
sdandrea1 True although my PB was a 78 where I went to the range before the round and it was hosel city. Literally bunted the ball around the course so as not to embarrass myself.
Horrible shots on the range usually lead to great rounds for me, but usually I'm a stick at the range so I can't risk it. Plus who has time to go to the range?
Hilary is a cunt. Just sayin'.
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In America, the greatest day every 4 years is the day after campaign ads stop. Everyone voting is voting for Phlllip MaMouf-Wifarts.