Why is the eatery called "Eat & Park" - shouldn't it be the opposite ?
I may not change the world, but I'll probably leave a scar.
Excuse the pig....a hog would know better!
"You can fix anything but a broken heart".....auto shop teacher in JC
Never understood what they meant by Jumbo shrimp.
If "If's and But's" were "Candy and Nuts" we'd all have a good Christmas!
Speed kills. Play it safe and buy a Ford.
I'd agree with you, but then we both would be wrong!
Mamma always said, "You can't get an egg from a rooster." Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.
Never give a fool a stage.
“The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.” HG Wells
Eguller The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
I should be a better golfer, then.
Honest, no really, that wasn't directed at you. 😅
Eguller Honest, no really, that wasn't directed at you.
I was once told my legs should be sued for lack of support......
The urge to 'Hit' the ball is almost irresistible.
The only things in life that are guaranteed are death and taxes.
Once you get past the smell you have it licked.
To someone who hits a really bad putt. "Except for the speed and the line, that was a great putt".
My grand mother's favorite quote, "You can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one get full the fastest."