What the heck? Fantasy draft tonight, but I was coaching soccer, so I computer auto-picked. #1 pick, a Philadelphia Eagle. A knife to the heart of a lifelong Cowboys fan. My entire FF season is ruined.
Computer picks me 0 Cowboys. 0 Former Cowboys. Half of my team I have never heard of, including that #1 Eagle. Sure, he might be good, but an Eagle? I can't root for that.
I demand a recount.