It gets better... I approach them in the cart, 2 skinny 13-14 year old pussies. I start taking their picture and the kids are staring right at me. They have their chin diapers pulled up but anyone could ID them because they’re locals.
One kid says stop taking my picture. I said, stop trying to steal golf carts. Then they take off running across the 3rd fairway Towards the woods on the right side. Nobody is playing the hole, ( fuckin pace of play, but I digress). I take off after them but the cart is not doing good in the treeline on the left side of the fairway..
Without too much detail, one got away, “One didn’t “... thump- thump.