Sparky Do the PIAS workers high five each other when they see you come in the door?
He walks in the door, they escort him out back, fix him the finest scotch in all the land. Women come out and dance around him, M&Ms fall from the ceiling as he leans back with his mouth open. The employees, naked, but bodies spray painted gold like the FTD guy come out with the latest crap turned in displayed on satin pillows as they circle Steve’s PIAS throne ( which, in all actuality is a plastic folding chair with one leg a little shorter than the other 3.