This is pretty unbelievable. Telling any woman, especially a woman who supposedly shows the physical evidence of a rape that she is essentially, "too ugly to rape" is unreal. It's among the most offensive things I could think to convey to another human being.
Is this a real story, or a bad joke?
And this is a "funny" article?? Yikes, dude. It's someone's daughter. It's someone. Not funny to me.