Just rescued this message from kosovogolfer from 9 years ago.
*update* dolf soon get rich from nigerian business partner.
friends at fgi! hello and good holidays cheer for all of you my best friends fgi! dolf is recent moved to usa! newark delaware usa! so close to new york jets now! yesterday dolf get email from him very good friend in nigeria mr hassan yusuf! you do not get emails like this because you are not business man like dolf! read to this!
I was at the Lagos Chamber of commerce and industry to make
enquiries on related matters when I got your contact. My is Hassan
Yusuf and I work with the Independent National Electoral commission
Inec is the body that is organizing the next general elections in my country-
Nigeria in April next year. An estimated 300,000 Ballot Boxes are to be
used during the elections. This estimate was deliberate in the sense
that not more than 180,000 of these Ballot Boxes will actually be used.
However, we now have the budget for the entire 300,000 units officially
approved for the procurement of these Ballot Boxes.
May I therefore ask? Do you have or could you recommend for use an
account in a tax-free country or a comfortable haven to deposit the
excess budget accruing from this estimate? This will be for our mutual
Please, confirm to me by a return email if you are able to provide such
an account for use. I hope to hear from you soon.
dolf has skill to know a good deal when him hear of one! of course dolf will make mad money jim cramer american dream! dolf write back! you can read what dolf write so my fgi friends can learn how to succeed in business without making death on anyone!
dear sir hassan yusef,
my name is dolf imfo i am new citizen of usa from kosovo. i get from you email message and you say that you need help of dolf to make money. where did you get my name? is you friend of agush ibishi? him promised to help to me get job in usa. i am good hard working and will do what you need. i need work very much i am only has a few thousand american dollars left in bank from my saving money in homeland kosovo. i need to make more money american dream! when do you need me to take the ballot boxes? i can probably not carry all 300,000 of them in one trip but i will make many trips! how fast do you need me to get them? tell to me this. i will do what you need to make mutual benefits. also tell to me what my wage will be to carry all these boxes.
today told get email from friend hassan! him knows dolf is man for the job!
Thank you for your quick reply to my enquiry. One of your friends introduced you to me and I believe you are a hard working person and honest. This is why I decided to trust you with this money transfer into your account.
I am the Chief Accountant with the Independent National Electoral Commission. The Ballot Boxes mentioned are for the next general elections in my country. The contract for the supplies of 180,000 of those boxes have been awarded to some of our contractors already. It is the money for the remaining 120,000 that I want to transfer to your account for us to share together after. The total amount is US$10.2 Millon.
This amount will be transfered to your account in two installments. You will take 30% of this amount after transfer to your account. I will take 60% and 10% will be used to refund you and me of any expenses made by you or me during the processing of this money transfer payment into your account.
What you will do next is to send to me your bank and account details so that I can start the preliminary processing of the initial funds transfer to your account. I am waiting to receive the bank and account details you want me to use for this transaction.
him know to trust dolf! dolf most hard worker ever of all times! take recording of what i am writing so you too can be RICH like dolf will be.
dear sir hassan yusuf,
hello this is dolf imfo your friend from kosovo and now usa. i am very excite to work on ballot boxes with you! you know a friend of dolf so you must be man of honor! what friend is you know? is it agush ibishi? him promise to dolf a money job to get many american money! if not agush ibishi then it must be dritëro pihaylic! him is most loyal friend. if you ever need help in selling more ballot box or even humans and dolf is not around then call to dritëro pihaylic. dritëro pihaylic is hardest worker kill many serbs in war and after war and also winner of sectional rape qualifier two times even though him is not fast runner! him never quits or give up him is like joe klecko of new york jets! if you is friends with dolf friends then you is friend to dolf.
let us make many american money together mister hassan! dolf not sure where nigeria is so i will has to use mapquest to find it. give to me your address right away. i does not have my vespa dolf had to leave it in kosovo when i move to newark delaware usa. but do not worry to this. the lord of the apartments where dolf live has big yellow hummer that will hold many ballot boxes. if all not fit then dolf will make more trips. do not worry dolf is hardest worker. do not look to has someone with bigger car do this! dolf will just drive twice as fast! it now be 11:42am in newark delaware usa, dolf will kill the lord of apartment and has hummer auto by this afternoon. get to me yours address right away!
another thing! these ballot box sound very valuable. do not let anyone else know of them or them will attack your village and take them. when dolf get the ballot boxes back to usa how will we sell them? is you know of the ebay? it is place where you take picture of something and put on ebay and then people will send you money and then you don't even has to send the picture! them can not see to you!!!! LOL! but if we does business then it should be with honor .we can sell on the ebay! only problem is that minister of paypal take some of the money! dolf would do thirty stabs if him ever finds this minister of paypal.
think to dolf paypal idea. do not worry you can give trust to dolf. i will not take the ballot boxes and not give to you yours money. my bank details is my bank is pnc bank 425 new london road newark delaware usa. it is glass looking building with bricks and mortar right next to wa wa food building. is you ever has the soft pretzels from wa wa? the best! i will bring some to nigeria and you can give them to your family or village or wifes. remember give to me place to meet you to pick up the ballot boxes and do not tell anyone about our plan for money!
friends, soon i will has ballot boxes for sales! i will give 10% discount to all fgi friends! your mother will love to ballot box and you will love to go to your mother house and see her box! today i will drive to nigeria and get the boxes. i will probably be home to delaware tomorrow. place your orders here on the fgi. no paypal. stab to filthy paypal!
also when hassan write back i will tell you what him say so you can learn more!