You just wish you could do a voice caption cloud of what the bear might've been thinking at the time... at about the 27 second mark, I could envision a Bill Murray Caddyshack voice saying, "Oh... that hurt. That's definitely gonna leave a mark. The jewels have definitely been tested.... But I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm just gonna lay down here for a second and try to catch my breath. OMG - not sure I'll ever be able to have cubs again. This hurts so bad."
Then at about the 42 second mark: "Okay, we're gonna try to move on here. My balls are still pounding with pain, but I know there's a camera on me and I can't lay here forever. I'm gonna try to get up and walk this off."
"Dammit, they still hurt. F the camera, I can't walk right now. I'm gonna lay here for a bit and chew the culprit to $hit. I really need some ice, that would feel so good right now. WTF just happened?"
LOL