Part of me wants to believe the guy was getting his ass whooped and wanted no part of it, even if it meant fabricating a story. The other part of me, the part of me that reads the news in this day and age, wouldn't put it past a caddie to be a total shithead and assault his player's opponent during a weather suspension.
I blame slowpoke shithead numero uno Keegan Bradley. He started all of this a few years back. lol