A good ole' boy goes into the pharmacy. The clerk asks,"May I help you sir?" Good ole boy says, "I want to buy a condom, how much are they?" The clerk replies, "They are fifty cents each or 3 for one dollar." He finally decides that 3 is the better deal and asks for those. The clerk rings it up and says, "That will be $1.06." He asks, "What is the 6 cents for?" The clerk replies, "That is for tax."
Good ole boy slaps his forehead and says, "Tacks? I always wondered how you kept those things on."