I like Guinness only when it's mixed to make an Irish "Car Bomb." Otherwise it tastes like dog piss.
Not that I know what dog piss tastes like, but I might actually put the dog piss above regular Guinness. I guess if we could change the diet of our dogs to create a frothy piss - Guinness might have some competition...
But I digress.... The Irish Car Bomb is actually tolerable. The "hit" comes a lot sooner than most recognize.
As always, drink and celebrate whatever occasion responsibly.