I saw this sign in a bar a little while ago and thought it was worth sharing.
I'm in for a fiver. 😜
My favorite sign in one of the bars I play pool at goes like this.
"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."
Makes me laugh everytime.
There is a sign above a urinal at one of our local airports that says, "Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure please taxi in close."