This evidently was an actual conversation...
From... http://espn.go.com/golf/masters14/story/_/id/10756723/reilly-put-augusta-your-resume
Last year, a confused guy looked at the board and saw the traditional Thursday morning grouping of "Nicklaus, Palmer, Player."
Guy: What, you don't know the name of the third guy?
Info man: Player?
Guy: Yeah, what's his name?
Info man: Player.
Guy: Yes.
Yeesh.