Jumele Hill, an ESPN sports personality who was warned about her political tirades against the POTUS via social media just two weeks earlier, has been suspended for two weeks according to ESPN sources, after suggesting that NFL fans should boycott the Dallas Cowboys sponsors after Cowboys owner Jerry Jones stated that any member of his team who disrespects the American flag during the singing of the National Anthem "will not play."
What part of "you've already been warned once" did she not understand?
And lastly... Chris Foerster, an assistant coach (offensive line coach) for the Miami Dolphins, felt it important enough to send his Vegas stripper/model mistress a self-recorded video of him snorting a line of cocaine just prior to a Dolphins team meeting. What Foerster didn't contemplate (because of his dumbassedness) is that his "mistress" Vegas stripper/model would sense an opportunity to capitalize financially on exclusive interviews following her revealing the contents of his video on her FB account.
Once the video became viral, Foerster tendered his resignation to the Dolphins and is now throwing himself at the mercy of both the public and his family.
In the video linked to the link below, Foerster admits to having a cocaine binge with the Vegas model and (allegedly) impregnating her.
"It'll be a while before we can do this again. Because I know you have to keep that baby," Foerster says. "But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you. How high we got together. How much fun it was."
Then the news broke on Monday, and Foerster released an official statement.
"I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions," Foerster said in a statement. "I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals."
The article and viral video of Foerster can be referenced via Deadspin.
And those are your official two idiots of the week.