swinnea I'd put this in OEM but I'd probably get banned. Royal Golf or be in a movie with a Roman Countess Jim Jumano, The MOvie!
johnnydoom Cork and ball bearings. I wonder if the designer has previous experience doctoring baseball bats? Might be great for marketing though. "Only the finest Spanish cultivated cork and precision Swiss manufactured bearings are good enough for the Royal Lifestyle."
potbunker Fugly clubs. The biz must be a tax write off. A positive. The driver might float. If so, get John Daly to endorse it. Hasn't he hurled 1 or 2? Or does the other meaning of hurl apply here?