I hear u Tinker. Where I play the fairways and rough are awful. I play there only because they don't have tee times during the week so I can walk on whenever.
We just look for a place where there is grass to put our ball on. If I'm paying them, I'll move the ball....it's not the US Open. The tees resemble a batter's box...trenches and high spots. You stand on one high spot and tee the ball up on the other high spot with the batter's box in the middle.
The greens are bumpy as hell, they don't have a roller.They actually grabbed a steamroller from the town but realized quickly that it wouldn't work.
We laugh that they will reseed and take care of an area 20 yards in front of a random tee while the rest of the place goes to hell.