Rickochet I don't want to be "that guy" who always outdoes your story, but a marshal at a course in Toronto gave me sh_t for having one wheel of my cart off the path at the back of tee box: "Keep the wheel of your cart ON the path; that's what paths are for!"
Not so bad, you say? It was the wheel of my push cart! I was walking!
(The same guy gave chewed us out for being a hole behind the group in front of us. This was on a late fall day and there was almost no one on the course. I told him, "Number one, we were three holes behind when we teed of on number 1, and the fact is that there's no one behind us for five holes." He said, "The game's in front of you, not behind you. Pick it up!")