I'm playing in a MGA event this weekend. It's the FU Open (Freedom and Unity) at Las Vegas National Golf Club. LAst night my chapter leader sent me the following text:
Hey, I put you in the final group with two of our notorious cheaters. The two guys cannot learn how to count to 100 cause they always turn in scorecards in the 80's. So I'm asking a favor. I put them with you so you could ride them and teach them how to count up to 8 when they hit them in the hole. Please straighten these two boys up. I think I picked the right guy to give them a hard time.
One of the guys was our chapter leader last year.