And here is a toast, to the two gay Irishmen, Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.
I also toast the Irish backyard staple that I hope to see soon, Paddy O'Furniture.
Aye, may the wind always be at yer back. And may the wind at your back niver be yer own.
May the Spirit of this day and this Saint infuse within us all.
And may we honor my Patron Saint with an attitude of respect and certainly Love for all.
Kneel gently brethren, with eyes welcoming,
but always keen to the intent.
Rub of the green to all!! Wasn't he the guy that banished all the lawyers from Ireland?
I think you have it confused. Rub of the Green was confused with a Reuben sandwich. On a St Patty's day centuries ago, Rub screwed up with the traditional Corn Beef and Cabbage and added some cheese and Thousand Island dressing and a slice of bread.
He called it a Ruben.
You know why the Lord made Irishman love whiskey so?
So that we'd not take over the world!