Wow, bringing back memories.... I worked in outside sales for a family-owned construction products business back in the 90's. A friend of mine who was also outside sales for the company was notorious for refusing to clean his company truck... nobody would ride with him out to various job sites, it was so filthy.
One hot summer afternoon, one of my contractor customers came into the store after having a productive day fishing at a nearby lake... asked me if I wanted a "mess of fish." I walked out to the parking lot to admire his take, and my fellow outside sales buddy's truck was parked right next to his, and his windows down. I grabbed a fish out of his ice cooler and tossed it behind his seat. LOL
Two days later he comes into the store first thing that morning. "I'll be out for a few hours, gotta go get my truck cleaned out. My god it smells awful. Smells like tuna, got every cat in the neighborhood chasing me!"
I literally spit the coffee out of my mouth. LMAO!