well so it was suggested I introduce myself here.
My Name is Sir Unholy Defenestrator Maximus Sinister, the 78th . Order of Knights Emeritus Defenestrators of Kingdoms East (OKEDOKE) But the forum software wouldn't let me use my whole legal name and bestowed title like that to register, so I just went to UnholyDefenestrator78 . I hope you don't mind the abbreviation, I won't begrudge you calling for calling me accordingly without using my full formal name and title. You might have gathered I have a penchant for memes and animated gifs related to the highest of intellectual artistic achievement such as American big budget films, TV, and Wrestling. I can not waste my time with lesser pursuits such as the simplistic works of Shakespeare or Socrates. Besides these things, I have a fondness for long moonlit walks along the beach, cooking Asparagus Saganki Soufflé, and slathering myself with Old Spice Wolfthorn Body Wash in a precisely temperature controlled 126.384 Fahrenheit shower as provided by my luxurious Kohler DTV system; but only for 23.92 minutes at most because I must adhere to my socially conscious environmental mission of lowering my carbon footprint. Speaking of footprints, it has been said I have the most immaculate bunker rake known in golf history. They bring me out yearly to certain stops in the PGA tour to repair the work of the hack-level caddies who desecrate the pristine sands of the bunkers at Augusta among others. Because of the fortunate station I was born into in life, I provide this service free of charge, because it is in the betterment of the game. Speaking of betterment of the game, I propose we all agree to start playing rounds in six-somes to allow us to more enjoy our camaraderie with strangers we meet on our long walks spoiled. I can hit my 9 iron 225 yards, but choose not to make my playing partners embarrassed, so I usually throttle it down to a mere 195 on most days.
Let me know how I may be of further assistance in such endeavours as you request. I can also refer you to the best dentist on the planet, my role model in life .
In all honesty, I'm just a boring Jersey guy with too much time on my hands, too much food in my belly, too much time in front of the TV, and too little hope for the future. And I only hit my 9 iron 155.