The lack of headcover use is an indicator of the general moral slide that is seen as a society in whole. People that do not use headcovers are morally lax, me first types who simply take, take, take. They have little regard, for their property, property of others, or the golf course. I imagine most are social progressives too.
People that use headcovers are morally upright, socially responsible and the fabric of this great nation. They care about their stuff and are always willing to help others by putting them first. Good Solid Americans...
Now if you use iron covers?? That is a special kind of person.