If you drink enough before you get up to make a total ass of yourself, you won't care what song it is. 🤣
I don't have a "melodic" singing voice, so in my band, I do NOT sing ballads. They assign me songs that don't vary in note range like Evil Ways (Santana), Taking Care of Business (BTO), What I Like About You (Romantics). Go with those, you can't miss.