It wasn't 10 mins after I posted the above post and I was at a produce stand to get some tomatoes. A guy walks up and starts fondling the cantaloupes. He asks the lady, "Are these any good?" I was waiting for the lady to say, "Naw, they taste like crap and we sell them just to piss people off." Here's your sign. I almost wet myself. 🤣
In fairness, I’d have no idea how to select which cantaloupe. I’m sure there’s a method as to ripeness, etc… On that matter, how does one know which avocado to select? Beats me.
Those are the same dipshits that are loading up their coolers and coming to your golf course.
The answer to your question is that the majority of people really don't look much.
Nope, most guys need their wife to find things for them...😂🤣😂
My wife tells me I don't look so good.
Me: Honey, do you know where the hot sauce is?
SWMBO: Have you looked for it?
Me: Looking doesn't work. Can you just tell me where it is?
sdandrea1 My wife knows where everything is, so I just ask without looking. And even if it's mine and I know where I put it I know she's likely moved it to a "better" place
garyt1957 My wife knows where everything is, so I just ask without looking.
garyt1957 Ex-wife was here for 10 days recently helping me with renovation, forgot what it is like to have passive-aggressive help finding things I didn't know I needed. But was great help overall.
I look, I just don't listen. Or so I'm told.
I couldn't find this thread, til it got bumped up!🤔
darpar Your wife knew where it was, even if she has never been to the forum before. 😅
I keep losing it........
rsvman2 Your wife knew where it was, even if she has never been to the forum before
My wife gets mad at me for stuff I haven't done yet........
I got yelled at the other day becasue I was going golfing and not taking my wife out to brunch. This was not discussed with me at anytime in the prior 7 days. In addition, in the 20+ years we have been together we have maybe done brunch 5-10 times EVER! Apparently she had a craving for pancakes going on that I was never informed of, but it turned out to be my fault for not having a psychic connection into her brain to know this was going on. 🤣
Mattyv it turned out to be my fault for not having a psychic connection into her brain to know this was going on
Of course. This is the way.
Mattyv So, how were the pancakes? 20+ years says you probably had blueberry. 😅
I canceled my Saturday morning plans and the pancakes were good.🤣 I still went golfing on Sunday. Win, win.
My wife will sometimes get a burr up her ass about me going golfing. I think she just wants to be in the loop.
Instead of me saying I’m golf tomorrow, I’ll ask do we have plans tomorrow? No? Ok I’m going golfing then. 😬
I usually give her a 5-7 day notice and I always ask if we have anything going on that day before I book anything.
My wife doesn't care that I play golf. It's gives some time without me being around. But I only play once a week.