https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2598997/randy-tortoise-fitted-with-a-pair-of-wheels-after-sex-sessions-wore-out-his-legs//
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Appears that news is Slowww... today! 😉
Had a thought about all the issues we had had with our health.
Over indulgence in sex and food and drink might be one of the cause to all the problems.
Uhhh ... Was thinking more Bill about the speed of a Tortoise.
Kerthunk ...
Shell on wheels? 🙂
I just got fitted for mine..................
sdandrea1 I just got fitted for mine..................
Me too. I just needed a little boost to keep me sack off of the pavement.
I would have thought that they could have used some sportier wheels with some spinners.
Rickochet
I got the off road package......longer suspension. 👍😊
Pace of play infarction ?